new york city. 16. asshole. allyson.

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via distraction)

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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2 hours ago

thebedfordkooks:

If you like pina coladas…

(Source: vine.co, via frank-grimeess)

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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soybby:

Who let they uncle out the house???

(Source: vine.co, via moriarty)

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